People love to tell you about great movies they've seen, but how often do you hear about the ones to avoid? Well here, in no particular order, are some of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure of watching.

For saving you from their treachery, you may thank me later.

  1. Material Girls

Material Girls stars sisters Hilary and Haley Duff as two little rich girls who suddenly lose all their money and have to fight their way into clubs and restaurants and other frivolous places that once found them deemed to pass through their doors. With the help of some unknown male actors, they illegally snoop enough to find a loophole in the legal issue bringing down their father's company and their wallets and lives are saved. Yay!

Who cares? Honestly, I got really bored just typing the synopsis. Hilary and Haley Duff are horrible at acting in this film and still have me wondering if they were trying to be serious or just making fun of shallow stupidity. Unless you really enjoy being bored and watching bad actors play out an even worse script, then this movie isn't for you. But I guess if you like all of those things then more power to you!

  1. Norbit

This is the only movie I have ever walked out of.

Ever.

I tried to go back and watch it on tv but I still couldn't force myself to finish. Eddie Murphy plays about 4 or 5 different characters, all of which are horribly boring or annoying. It's about a boy who is adopted by a chinese man and falls in love with a fat women…I think. What could have been a possibly funny story line was ruined by the script, cinematography (or lack thereof) and Eddie Murphy.

But mostly Eddie Murphy.

  1. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

This is the only move I have ever fallen asleep during in the movie theater.

Ever.

In the first 15 minutes, the once funny comedian makes poorly delivered jokes and the attempt to be humorous overpowers every other aspect of the film. Beyond that, I don't know much, but my boyfriend said it wasn't very good. I don't feel like I missed anything and it's listed as one of the top 100 worst movies of all time. I'm thinking perhaps he and Murphy should stick to children's animated movie voiceovers, eh?

  1. Vampire Conspiracy

Do you enjoy 3 hour long movies? Do you like 3 hour long movies that take place in one single white room? Do you take pleasure in watching 3 hour long movies that take place in one single white room where the characters cuss more than they make sense?

This is all you need to know.

  1. Wind Chill

This "scary movie" was so boring that they didn't even bother giving the two main characters names. The entire film takes place on a snowy road where a girl is broken down in her car. A boy comes along to help her out ad at one point a preacher also tries to help, but they all fail. Weird things start happening and she is cold and scared and will probably die and take us with her. It's a big snore fest that I laughed at when it ended.

The credits read "Girl. Boy. Eel Puppeteer." I kid you not.

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